Love and feelings is celebrated every year on 14 February. Valentine's Day or St Valentine's Day is Most special occasions to express So that all the angels can see how much you mean to me. Stdnt-Sir Aj Mera SMS Pck Khatm Ho Gya Haiġ baat ne muje kal raat bhar sone nahi diyaĬause only God could have created some one Profesr- Aj Pehli Bar Tum Class Me Bate Kr Rhe Ho Humesha Tum Nazre Jhuka K Meri Bate Sunte The Teacher -"Where is the CAPITAL of INDIA?" Girl-kuch nahi bhaiya, barsat ho rahi hai.ġst Girl:Mujhe mere Lover ke sath Bike me jate mere Papa ne dekh liya.ġst Girl:Fir kya unhone Bus ke Paise wapas mang liye.Īap Mobile Charging Pe Laga K Jaye Aur 2 Ghante Baad Aa K Dekhe Ki Switch Board Pe Button Off Thaĭekho kitno k paas bilkul dimaag nahi haiĪ Man 2 doctor: Is there any medicine 4 long life?ĭr:No, but it will help u 2 avoid such long life thoughts.Ok?īcoz anything MADE IN CHINA has No Warranty, No Guarantee GIRL proposed a Boy : I fell in luv wid u d minute i saw u! will u marry me? Girl-Qki, God Ne Hmko Apne Hath Se Bnaya Hīoy-Bol To Aise Rahi H Jaise ki Hme To Mistri ko Diya Tha Theke Pe.Īkbar- koi aisa upaay batao ki mai khau peeu parīirbal- logo se laat khao aur gussa pee jao Samajdar ho Umeed hai, sms bhejte rahoge.
Jivan mein Paisa, Pyar, Dost, sab kuch aata hai jata hai Girl: Aisa mt kaho na janu mai drwaze k piche hi chupungi. Girl: Chalo mai chupti hu tum muje dhundna, Zindagi Mein Boyfrnd/Girlfrnd Bnana bhi Bahut Zaruri haiīcoz Zindagi Me KHUSHiYAN hi Sub Kuch NAhi Hoti.Īdvantage of speaking truth is that u don't have to remember what u said,ĪNS: sharam us cheez ka naam hai jo agr tum logon ko aa jaye to mera inbox kabhi khali na rahe. SAWAL- kya apne bhikariyo k ktore se paise churane chhod diya hai.?
Aadhe raste jakar sardar Rocket se kood gaya or chillaya dhoka ! Kamino Aaj to Amawasya hai, Chand to hoga hi nhi. Ye joke padhoge to haste.haste mar jaogeġ sardar ko Chand par bhejne ka Faisla hua. Teacher- beta math me 0 mila h aake dekhega ya phr tag karu.:D )īoli dubara meri skirt pehni to bahut marungi. Ham dil p pathar rakh k tmhe goli mar denge:-> Kabhi pasand na aaye sath mera to bata dena.:-( Theif2: Oh! No! I'm so tired.we can see it in the news. Theif1: Let us count the money that we have robbed today at bank.
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